am i the only person here who reads tea and drinks books
round up the posse, boys, we found us a NERD
for christmas i want a successful text post
Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.
It’s about time I had a giveaway ~ Look at this lovely lady! Appropriately named Grima, for the fell dragon from Fire Emblem. She is “Relaxed” and “takes plenty of siestas”, which is perhaps not the most fitting for a dragon of death and destruction…
Found her in a friend safari, she is completely untouched. And I already have a shiny Haxorus. Also named Grima, uehehe. So I’d like to give this darling girl away.
- One like, one reblog per person please, no need to follow
- Please have your asks open so I can contact you
- No praising Naga
The giveaway ends December 9th. I will use a random number generator to pick the winner, and contact them on the 10th. If they don’t respond within a day, I’ll pick a new winner. Good luck everyone!
drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree
its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow
you climb that fuckin tree right now
I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.