i've seen the avengers 26 times

May 24

• year is 2392
• child: mommy i can't sleep
• mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
• mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

actually i do get a reasonable amount of money from my job but most of it goes to my europe trip lol

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i feel really bad when i see commission posts floating around (esp if the artist really needs money) and im like “oh cool i should buy an art”

but then

i

want

a

hamburger

instead

YOU’VE UPSET TITS

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twyll:

i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and

and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like

aw yeah

we tight

we bros

but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????

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When people reblog question prompts from you but don’t ask any questions…..hmmm…..

getoffmybloghoe:

theres nothing about this picture that I don’t like

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