ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

the fire alarm in my room needs the battery changed HAHA WOW

ghostbuggy:

what’s cooler than cool????

absolute zero

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unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

quickweaves:

quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

this post wont die 

konanyiffer420:

HOYL FUCK

pahster:

homo dorks

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok